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haunted-by-waters:

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)

(via swarnpert)

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She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect

(via l-d-g-a-f)

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Anonymous asked: how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

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Anonymous asked: Do you prefer your girl to have a banging ass, or nice boobs?

discovers:

i prefer girls with a bangin personality and a nice smile

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People hate that I flip two cigarettes
Upside down in each pack
for luck,
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me
Is annoying,
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me
I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
fourty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner. (via 13e)

(Source: thewriterandthewildflower, via emilydamnit)

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charliethehufflepuff:

nomorefallingallifrey:

imcomingbackforyoucalypso:

consultingmoosecaptain:

doctorwho:

spaceomos:

 w ow i just realised that some of us will be alive for the 100th anniversary in 2063

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My grandkids are gonna be like “GRANDMA JULIA ARE YOU OK”

"NO KIDDOS NO I AM NOT. DOO WEE OOO!"

And then the 150th 

"GREAT-GRANDPA JUST DIE ALREADY" 

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*rises from the grave*

do wee oooooooooo bitches

(Source: karlurbum, via gorgeousinsanity)

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Prom is in 2 days. Where has this year gone?

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