"You are beautiful without your make-up, and you don't even need to worry about your weight 'cause we can all be loved the way that God made us."


the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people


I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.


"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.


i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

"Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Be curious."


talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver



when u haven’t masturbated in ages and


damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people