lean.




"You are beautiful without your make-up, and you don't even need to worry about your weight 'cause we can all be loved the way that God made us."






remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population






wubangs:

if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one



humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

jaclcfrost:

let me check your temperature [puts hand on your forehead] hm. hmm. ah. yes. just as i expected. you’re totally cute

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye



sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter

Unless you have a peanut allergy

Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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